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PYPI FASHION
Posts: 33,396

Things I have never posted:

- PAM spray results in better shine than baby oil.

- I'm a purist fine arts nude photographer and only give images in b&w. If you want color, you have to pay me $1000 per image to sell out.

- Let me teach you how to the true art of Kinbaku.

- This is the ground glass you need for that Sinar Norma.

- Shu Uemura is better than MAC because..

- These are the best sources of sustainable fabric for green clothing design.

- This is the definitive way to do HDR images.

- Here's how I massage my breast enhancements to keep them supple.

- For cinema film production, here's why ARRI cameras dominate.

- If you want to make it on the cover of Horse and Buggy Chopper magazine, here's a list of things you need to do.


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The key to not looking stupid is knowing when to shut up.
Nov 06 09 05:04 pm  Link  Quote 
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Andrew Thomas Designs
Posts: 18,883

Post something and not have the portfolio to back it up.
Nov 06 09 05:05 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Lea Halliwell
Posts: 3,089

What prompted this?
Nov 06 09 05:06 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Jessyka Ann
Posts: 8,226

PYPI FASHION wrote:
Things I have never posted:

- PAM spray results in better shine than baby oil.

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yeah...I was all set with that suggestion

Nov 06 09 05:08 pm  Link  Quote 
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PYPI FASHION
Posts: 33,396

Andrew Thomas Designs wrote:
Post something and not have the portfolio to back it up.

Movie critiques don't make movies. Museum curators don't create art. Music producers usually don't sing. Modeling agents don't model.

Nov 06 09 05:08 pm  Link  Quote 
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La Seine by the Hudson
Posts: 8,504

PYPI FASHION wrote:
Movie critiques don't make movies. Museum curators don't create art. Music producers usually don't sing. Modeling agents don't model.

What they all generally have in common, though (with the exception of the music producers sometimes) is that they all tend to have way, way too much influence in the product, with very little to add to the product, except in their sacred (and jealously guarded!) duty as "gatekeepers." Sadly, they're generally last people who should be keeping the gate, because they have very little idea what they're doing.

And so they sure love their "credentials"...

Nov 06 09 05:11 pm  Link  Quote 
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Chris Keeling
Posts: 26,901

Andrew Thomas Designs wrote:
Post something and not have the portfolio to back it up.

Depending on who was doing the judging, you just eliminated 99.9999% of the posters.  The only person left to post would be the judge.

Knowledge and talent are not necessarily a package.

Nov 06 09 05:11 pm  Link  Quote 
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Andrew Thomas Designs
Posts: 18,883

La Seine by the Hudson wrote:
What they all generally have in common, though (with the exception of the music producers sometimes) is that they all tend to have way, way too much influence in the product, with very little to add to the product, except in their sacred (and jealously guarded!) duty as "gatekeepers." Sadly, they're generally last people who should be keeping the gate, because they have very little idea what they're doing.

And so they sure love their "credentials"...

Well, yes and no.

To join the forums all one needs to do is create a profile and say some stuff, then be loud enough in the forums to back up said stuff the person is saying. It doesn't matter what they really did, just as long as what they want you to think they did and do comes across.

Where as in the industrys you outlined the people in them have to at least have passed some kind of compentecny level to participate or at least be good at what they do. Where as on here there is no background to anyone, and no one really had to do anything more than sign up.

hmm

Nov 06 09 05:18 pm  Link  Quote 
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Becks
Posts: 25,324

Hey, I like Shu! The lashes are sexy. Incredibly overpriced, but neverless, much better than MAC. Mac lashes fail. Hard fucking core. You may as well go for the two dollar halloween ones any costume shop sells if you want to go for mac lashes tongue http://www.shuuemura-usa.com/_us/_en/ac … ar-09.aspx
Nov 06 09 05:21 pm  Link  Quote 
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Andrew Thomas Designs
Posts: 18,883

PYPI FASHION wrote:
Movie critiques don't make movies. Museum curators don't create art. Music producers usually don't sing. Modeling agents don't model.

Up until recently movie critics needed to work for a publication and pass said employers standards to work - blogging took care of that.

Museum curators usually, actually pretty much always have a mfa or some higher end degree from a creditable college. They don't really just come off the street, hack up a resume, and get the job.

Music producers usually were either musicians or came from a background where they were in touch with the industry to some extent. I just can't go up to a studio (sans a lot of money) or start my own studio and expect to get attention.

A lot of the model agents I know who are successful have been around the industry for a while and are in touch with things, they don't just buy a agency to shoot porn or run a agency into the ground. Also, it's not like I could go out and start my own agency without some knowledge of what's going on.


BUT to join MM all a person needs to do is be good at writing and have great bs skills in the forums. We see this all the time with members, and no one bothers to question who they really are or what they really did or even (for the most part) look at their portfolios to see if they can back anything up.


[edit]

Also,

I don't need to be a chef to know that a mean is poor. I don't need to be a club promoter to know that a night at a bar is dead. I don't really need to be a director or producer to know that a movie sucks...

Nov 06 09 05:23 pm  Link  Quote 
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lightonpixels
Posts: 1,268

PYPI FASHION wrote:
The key to not looking stupid is knowing when to shut up.

You're right, but do you really  think the people who need to get this will get this?

I'm reminded of an old saying about leading a horse to water, or something like that ...

Nov 06 09 05:25 pm  Link  Quote 
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Victoria Dagger
Posts: 890

PYPI FASHION wrote:
If you want to make it on the cover of Horse and Buggy Chopper magazine, here's a list of things you need to do.

Hmmm... whatever could you be referencing??

Though, I have to say...  a list of resources for green fabrics would be invaluable.  Google can only take one so far.

Nov 06 09 05:28 pm  Link  Quote 
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Lea Halliwell
Posts: 3,089

lightonpixels wrote:

You're right, but do you really  think the people who need to get this will get this?

I'm reminded of an old saying about leading a horse to water, or something like that ...

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

Nov 06 09 05:28 pm  Link  Quote 
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DevilStone Photographs
Posts: 749

"I'm better than you and always will be because I have the latest blah-blah-blah" is always classic.
Nov 06 09 05:30 pm  Link  Quote 
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Becks
Posts: 25,324

"My name is Patsy and I'm a little bitch" is a good one big_smile

::run::
Nov 06 09 05:37 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
PYPI FASHION
Posts: 33,396

Andrew Thomas Designs wrote:

Up until recently movie critics needed to work for a publication and pass said employers standards to work - blogging took care of that.

Museum curators usually, actually pretty much always have a mfa or some higher end degree from a creditable college. They don't really just come off the street, hack up a resume, and get the job.

Music producers usually were either musicians or came from a background where they were in touch with the industry to some extent. I just can't go up to a studio (sans a lot of money) or start my own studio and expect to get attention.

A lot of the model agents I know who are successful have been around the industry for a while and are in touch with things, they don't just buy a agency to shoot porn or run a agency into the ground. Also, it's not like I could go out and start my own agency without some knowledge of what's going on.


BUT to join MM all a person needs to do is be good at writing and have great bs skills in the forums. We see this all the time with members, and no one bothers to question who they really are or what they really did or even (for the most part) look at their portfolios to see if they can back anything up.


[edit]

Also,

I don't need to be a chef to know that a mean is poor. I don't need to be a club promoter to know that a night at a bar is dead. I don't really need to be a director or producer to know that a movie sucks...

That is certainly a valid point for many things but MM comprise of a lot of many different disciplines. To my knowledge, there is no formal education for how to best apply shine to a model or how to tie a perfect knot. Many members have extensive knowledge of copyright law knowing more about the subject than the average lawyer.

It's not a matter of having the credentials to say something right. It's a matter of not saying something blatantly wrong.

Nov 06 09 05:38 pm  Link  Quote 
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La Seine by the Hudson
Posts: 8,504

Andrew Thomas Designs wrote:

Up until recently movie critics needed to work for a publication and pass said employers standards to work - blogging took care of that.

Museum curators usually, actually pretty much always have a mfa or some higher end degree from a creditable college. They don't really just come off the street, hack up a resume, and get the job.

Music producers usually were either musicians or came from a background where they were in touch with the industry to some extent. I just can't go up to a studio (sans a lot of money) or start my own studio and expect to get attention.

A lot of the model agents I know who are successful have been around the industry for a while and are in touch with things, they don't just buy a agency to shoot porn or run a agency into the ground. Also, it's not like I could go out and start my own agency without some knowledge of what's going on.


BUT to join MM all a person needs to do is be good at writing and have great bs skills in the forums. We see this all the time with members, and no one bothers to question who they really are or what they really did or even (for the most part) look at their portfolios to see if they can back anything up.


[edit]

Also,

I don't need to be a chef to know that a mean is poor. I don't need to be a club promoter to know that a night at a bar is dead. I don't really need to be a director or producer to know that a movie sucks...

The myth than bookers on the whole know anything more than how to make a phone call to a client and sent out a package should not be publicly promulgated... wink

Nov 06 09 05:39 pm  Link  Quote 
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Andrew Thomas Designs
Posts: 18,883

La Seine by the Hudson wrote:
The myth than bookers on the whole know anything more than how to make a phone call to a client and sent out a package should not be publicly promulgated... wink

Hey now, for some of us it's hard to make that phone call!

big_smile

Nov 06 09 05:41 pm  Link  Quote 
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SLE Photography
Posts: 66,269

PYPI FASHION wrote:
there is no formal education for how to best apply shine to a model or how to tie a perfect knot.

Actually there're several venues inside the BDSM community & elsewhere outside of it (in the sailing world, for example) where you can get formal instruction in knots.

Nov 06 09 05:41 pm  Link  Quote 
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PYPI FASHION
Posts: 33,396

La Seine by the Hudson wrote:

The myth than bookers on the whole know anything more than how to make a phone call to a client and sent out a package should not be publicly promulgated... wink

Bookers are mostly good sales people with a good knowledge of their industry, just like any other salesperson should know their clients and products. There are however, legitimate model managers who guide the model's path for maximum bookings.

Nov 06 09 05:42 pm  Link  Quote 
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Dan Korkelia
Posts: 1

Sir, I salute you.

[Andrew Thomas Designs]
Nov 06 09 05:43 pm  Link  Quote 
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PYPI FASHION
Posts: 33,396

SLE Photography wrote:

Actually there're several venues inside the BDSM community & elsewhere outside of it (in the sailing world, for example) where you can get formal instruction in knots.

Agreed. Those are informal education, not formal as in a university degree.

Nov 06 09 05:43 pm  Link  Quote 
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Andrew Thomas Designs
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PYPI FASHION wrote:
It's not a matter of having the credentials to say something right. It's a matter of not saying something blatantly wrong.

So credentials don't matter at all?

I can go move to San Fran, shoot a legit runway show (do they still have them there? your images are old... ), claim I'm in deep touch with the fashion scene, and people should believe that as long as I'm not saying anything wrong?

Nov 06 09 05:44 pm  Link  Quote 
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La Seine by the Hudson
Posts: 8,504

PYPI FASHION wrote:
Bookers are mostly good sales people with a good knowledge of their industry, just like any other salesperson should know their clients and products. There are however, legitimate model managers who guide the model's path for maximum bookings.

They generally are good sales people who know their clients. To imply that they generally have an eye for fashion, photography, or even a particularly discerning eye for a special model (shockingly, unless you've been around this long enough) is really, really pushing it in most cases, however.

They are, however, extremely good at picking out every other girl that's getting hot right now. Just as every other type of gatekeeper that's extraneous to the process (ie movie critic, museum curator, etc) generally is.

Nov 06 09 05:46 pm  Link  Quote 
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Andrew Thomas Designs
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La Seine by the Hudson wrote:
They generally are good sales people who know their clients. To imply that they generally have an eye for fashion, photography, or even a particularly discerning eye for a special model (shockingly, unless you've been around this long enough) is really, really pushing it in most cases, however.

Well, once the business stuff is learned (which isn't really all that much), isn't it mostly about supplying a client base with a product and then looking for products to market to that client base?

I don't' see anything mythical or magical there.

Nov 06 09 05:47 pm  Link  Quote 
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PYPI FASHION
Posts: 33,396

Andrew Thomas Designs wrote:

So credentials don't matter at all?

I can go move to San Fran, shoot a runway show, claim I'm in deep touch with the fashion scene, and people should believe that as long as I'm not saying anything wrong?

Depends on the context and subject matter. Few subjects on MM are that academic. If you're sitting in a bar talking about beer and one person gives you opinions about 5 beers while another claims beer is best consumed after sitting out in room temperature for a week, you don't need to know the credentials of either to know which one is being stupid.

Nov 06 09 05:48 pm  Link  Quote 
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La Seine by the Hudson
Posts: 8,504

Andrew Thomas Designs wrote:
Well, once the business stuff is learned (which isn't really all that much), isn't it mostly about supplying a client base with a product and then looking for products to market to that client base?

I don't' see anything mythical or magical there.

That's kind of a commercial point of view. Which.... the whole industry (I hate that term! I hate it I hate it I hate it) has more-and-more these days. But fashion just isn't another damn product.

Nov 06 09 05:49 pm  Link  Quote 
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Andrew Thomas Designs
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PYPI FASHION wrote:
Depends on the context and subject matter. Few subjects on MM are that academic. If you're sitting in a bar talking about beer and one person gives you opinions about 5 beers while another claims beer is best consumed after sitting out in room temperature for a week, you don't need to know the credentials of either to know which one is being stupid.

Yes, but shouldn't I question the person about their background when they say they are a beer expert? Or should I just take them at their word and not look into it any further?

Nov 06 09 05:49 pm  Link  Quote 
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PYPI FASHION
Posts: 33,396

Andrew Thomas Designs wrote:
I can go move to San Fran, shoot a legit runway show (do they still have them there? your images are old... ), claim I'm in deep touch with the fashion scene, and people should believe that as long as I'm not saying anything wrong?

You can claim anything you like. You will be judged by the accuracy of your statements, not by 20 images in your portfolio.

Nov 06 09 05:50 pm  Link  Quote 
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Andrew Thomas Designs
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PYPI FASHION wrote:
You can claim anything you like. You will be judged by the accuracy of your statements, not by 20 images in your portfolio.

Yes, but how do we go about judging that accuracy?

Looking at a persons work is just the first step, and a good one. If someone says they are the go-to fashion shooter in a given area, but they don't have any tear sheets and/or recent images on here or their website, doesn't that lead you to think that they are making stuff up?

Nov 06 09 05:50 pm  Link  Quote 
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PYPI FASHION
Posts: 33,396

Andrew Thomas Designs wrote:

Yes, but shouldn't I question the person about their background when they say they are a beer expert? Or should I just take them at their word and not look into it any further?

Neither has claimed to be a beer expert. Does that lack of knowledge prevent you from drawing a conclusion?

Nov 06 09 05:52 pm  Link  Quote 
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Andrew Thomas Designs
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PYPI FASHION wrote:
Neither has claimed to be a beer expert. Does that lack of knowledge prevent you from drawing a conclusion?

That someone who doesn't know what they are really talking about talks about that subject?

Nov 06 09 05:53 pm  Link  Quote 
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Daniel
Posts: 4,865

Andrew Thomas Designs wrote:
Yes, but shouldn't I question the person about their background when they say they are a beer expert?

What beer did they recommend to you?

Nov 06 09 05:55 pm  Link  Quote 
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Andrew Thomas Designs
Posts: 18,883

Daniel wrote:
What beer did they recommend to you?

Summet Oktoberfest.

Nov 06 09 05:55 pm  Link  Quote 
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Daniel
Posts: 4,865

Andrew Thomas Designs wrote:

Summet Oktoberfest.

They don't even know what the brewery's name is.

Nov 06 09 05:57 pm  Link  Quote 
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SLE Photography
Posts: 66,269

PYPI FASHION wrote:
Agreed. Those are informal education, not formal as in a university degree.

That's why I specifically mentioned sailing, there are both trade schools & universities that have formal courses with accreditation for that.  big_smile

Nov 06 09 05:58 pm  Link  Quote 
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Andrew Thomas Designs
Posts: 18,883

Daniel wrote:
They don't even know what the brewery's name is.

http://www.summitbrewing.com/index.php

Nov 06 09 05:59 pm  Link  Quote 
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Michael McGowan
Posts: 1,687

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Nov 06 09 05:59 pm  Link  Quote 
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PashaPhoto
Posts: 3,604

PYPI FASHION wrote:
Things I have never posted:

- PAM spray results in better shine than baby oil.

- I'm a purist fine arts nude photographer and only give images in b&w. If you want color, you have to pay me $1000 per image to sell out.

- Let me teach you how to the true art of Kinbaku.

- This is the ground glass you need for that Sinar Norma.

- Shu Uemura is better than MAC because..

- These are the best sources of sustainable fabric for green clothing design.

- This is the definitive way to do HDR images.

- Here's how I massage my breast enhancements to keep them supple.

- For cinema film production, here's why ARRI cameras dominate.

- If you want to make it on the cover of Horse and Buggy Chopper magazine, here's a list of things you need to do.


*************************************************

The key to not looking stupid is knowing when to shut up.

i must be incredibly stupid... with the exception of hdr (which i know that i don't know), i have no idea what you're talking about...

<-------------biiiiiiig dummy smile

Nov 06 09 06:00 pm  Link  Quote 
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Andrew Thomas Designs
Posts: 18,883

PashaPhoto wrote:
<-------------biiiiiiig dummy smile

I know, since you don't know how to call me back!

tongue

Nov 06 09 06:01 pm  Link  Quote 
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